"Hi there, I think I just met your boss five minutes ago".
"But, Sir, you ARE my boss", is the reply.
"Nono, I don't mean myself", says Bush, "I mean your Prime Minister"
"Who, Mr.Berisha?" asks the Foreign Minister. "By the way, thank you for
letting us join.
You have brought in more nations in the NATO than the Pope has certified
saints for the Catholic church".
"Hahaha", says Bush, "what the dickens do you mean by that?"
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